{"product_id":"christmas-bitches-greeting-card","title":"Christmas bitches - Greeting card - Gold foil","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eStraight from the North Pole, zero chill.\u003c\/em\u003e 🎅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas Bitches\u003c\/strong\u003e, a Christmas card by \u003cstrong\u003eAll The Ways To Say\u003c\/strong\u003e, looks like a giant postage stamp, with Santa in heart-shaped sunglasses and a message that skips the usual pleasantries entirely. Postmark details and lettering are stamped in \u003cstrong\u003egold foil\u003c\/strong\u003e, printed on premium 300g FSC paper and left blank inside for your own message, franked into a matching envelope made in France.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSend this Christmas card to the friend who appreciates a joke over a \"season's greetings,\" or use it as the one card in the pile that actually gets read twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFranked, sealed, unbothered. ✉️\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"All the ways to say","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51889443995943,"sku":"1549","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0885\/1190\/6087\/files\/christmas-bitches-gold-foil-christmas-card.webp?v=1787133877","url":"https:\/\/us.allthewaystosay.com\/products\/christmas-bitches-greeting-card","provider":"ATWS USA","version":"1.0","type":"link"}