Cats Have Standards hardcover A5 notebook by All The Ways To Say, white cover styled like a book jacket with the title "Cats Have Standards, and you've already been judged," a fake author credit, and an illustrated grid of eighteen cats of different breeds and poses

Cats have standards - Hardcover notebook A5

$22.00
Made in France

hardcover

Hand-illustrated

Hand-illustrated

Format A5

5.8 × 8.3 in

Lined pages

220 lined pages

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Because eighteen judges beat one HR department. ⚖️ A5 hardcover notebook, 220 lined pages.

The verdict was reached before you even sat down. 🐈

Meet the Cats Have Standards hardcover notebook by All The Ways To Say, disguised as a self-help bestseller, "and you've already been judged," complete with a fake author credit for "Why Dogs Try Too Hard," and a full panel of cats on the cover to make the point unanimous. Use it for the notes you take right after being silently assessed by something with fur, or for anything that needs to survive scrutiny before it counts. The 220 lined pages don't judge back, which is honestly the least this cover could offer. Works even better as a gift for someone whose actual cat has already reviewed their life choices.

Case closed. Cats win. 🐾
What's included
A5 hardcover notebook
Illustrated hardcover
220 lined pages
90 gsm paper, great for writing
Hand-illustrated
Every notebook starts as a drawing by Claire, our founder (one notebook, a lot of drafts)
Hot foil stamping
Gold details applied directly onto the cover (the small detail that makes it feel special)
Ribbon bookmark
Never lose your page
Details
Format
A5 — 5.8 × 8.3 in
Paper
90 gsm
Cover
Hardcover
Binding
Sewn binding
How to use it
Journaling
One page a day, or ten (no judgment)
Bullet journal
A5 format, perfect for planning
Sketches & notes
Lines guide without constraining
Perfect gift
For anyone who loves writing, doodling, or both
Shipping & returns
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Returns — 14 days
Changed your mind? Return the product within 14 days. Return shipping costs are your responsibility.
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frequently asked questions.

What are the dimensions and key features?

This hardcover notebook measures A5 (5.8 × 8.3 in) and is built to last. It features a sturdy cover with gold foil accents and an elegant ribbon bookmark to easily find your place.

What is the interior like and what paper is used?

The interior features 220 lined pages. We use 90 gsm paper, providing a smooth writing experience and great ink absorption for ballpoint, gel, or fountain pens.

Is this a good gift idea?

With its premium finish and exclusive French studio artwork, it is a beautiful and functional object—the perfect gift for writers, dreamers, or any stationery lover.

Can I send this as a gift?

Absolutely! We do not include any price on the delivery slip inside the package. However, please note that we cannot add a personalized note inside the package at this time.

What is your return policy?

We want you to love your purchase. You have 14 days after receiving your order to return the product for a refund. Please note that return shipping costs are the customer's responsibility.