Gold-tone enamel Christmas ornament shaped like a postage stamp featuring Santa Claus wearing heart-shaped sunglasses, text reading "Ho Ho Ho, It's Christmas Bitches," "North Pole," and "25¢"
"It's Christmas B*tches" enamel Christmas ornament shaped like a postage stamp, Santa in heart sunglasses, hanging on a lit tree
Gold-tone enamel Christmas ornament shaped like a postage stamp featuring Santa Claus wearing heart-shaped sunglasses, text reading "Ho Ho Ho, It's Christmas Bitches," "North Pole," and "25¢"
"It's Christmas B*tches" enamel Christmas ornament shaped like a postage stamp, Santa in heart sunglasses, hanging on a lit tree

Christmas B*tches - Christmas ornament

$18.00
hand illustrated

Hand-drawn

Gold & glitter finish

Gold & glitter finish

Ready to hang

Ready to hang

Lightweight

Lightweight

🚀 Estimated delivery between Thu 10/08 and Mon 10/12
🎁 Free shipping from $40

A gold-tone enamel Santa stamp, heart-shaped sunglasses and zero patience for the nice list. 🎅 Measures 2.6 x 2.0 in, arrives in a gift box.

Sealed, stamped, and hung with pride. ✉️

Christmas B*tches, an ornament by All The Ways To Say, is hand-painted in gold-tone enamel shaped like a postage stamp, Santa in heart-shaped sunglasses front and center, "Ho Ho Ho, It's Christmas Bitches" stamped across his beard. He measures 2.6 x 2.0 in and glides as light as a letter, never enough to bend the branch he hangs from.

He arrives in an illustrated gift box, ready to be spotted from across the room. Hang him on the tree, or give him to the friend who'll find him first, every single year.

Once he's on the tree, he's not leaving. 🎄

What's included
1 Christmas ornament
Original illustration, gold-plated enamel
Ribbon to hang
Ready to hang on the tree (or anywhere else, honestly)
Hand-illustrated
Hand-drawn by Claire, our founder (she even draws the holidays)
Packaging included
Ready to gift (zero effort on your part)
Details
Finish
Gold-plated bail & enamel, glitter finish
Size
2.6 x 2.0 in
Material
Enamel & metal
Colours
Vibrant & long-lasting
How to hang it
On the tree
Its natural habitat
On a gift
As an original gift tag
On a handle, a window
To spread the decor beyond the tree
Just for you
The best reason is no reason at all
Shipping & returns
Fast shipping
Carefully packed and on its way quickly
United States free from $40
Shipping cost calculated at checkout below $40
Canada, Barbados, Bermuda & El Salvador
Shipping cost calculated at checkout
Returns — 14 days
Changed your mind? Return the product within 14 days. Return shipping costs are your responsibility.
Secure payment
No price on package
Carefully packed

frequently asked questions.

How are they made and what materials are used?

Each ornament is crafted from durable enamel and meticulously hand-painted. This process gives every piece a unique, shiny finish and a refined look that highlights the original illustration details.

Is it heavy and does it come with a ribbon?

It is designed perfectly for your tree. Despite being robust, enamel remains lightweight, so it won't weigh down branches. ach ornament comes with a ribbon for hanging.,

Can I use it for decoration other than the tree?

Absolutely. While perfect for the Christmas tree, these ornaments also look beautiful on doorknobs, wreaths, garlands, or as elegant home accents. It makes a timeless and refined holiday gift ffor family and friends .

Can I send this as a gift?

Absolutely! We do not include any price on the delivery slip inside the package. However, please note that we cannot add a personalized note inside the package at this time. You can simply enter the recipient's address as the shipping address.

What is your return policy?

We want you to love your purchase. You have 14 days after receiving your order to return the product for a refund, in case you change your mind. Please note that return shipping costs are the customer's responsibility in this case.